Thursday, June 23, 2011

Copy and Paste

I got this from Jamie. I thought it looked like fun.


-If you have ever tripped where there was a “Watch Your Step” sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

I read this and automatically thought of the Thompson twins in the Tintin comics... Okay so it wasn't a sign, but I was told to watch out and my brain didn't process it in time. There was also that time when we were eating spaghetti and my grandpa told us that the noodles would slide off the plate if we weren't careful and right after he said that my noodles slid right off the plate.


-If you haven’t read any of the Twilight books and don’t feel incomplete in any way for not doing so, copy/paste this into your profile.
 
 And I don't plan on reading them either. I don't know... Something about vampires, werewolves and romance just doesn't sound that pleasant.

-If you think Twilight has more fame than it’s worth, copy this into your profile.

Waaaay too much! I didn't mind too much until I learned that there are life-sized cardboard characters being sold. That's going too far.

Which reminds me of the time when I was walking home from school and inside one of the classrooms was a life-sized cardboard Luke Skywalker. That is at least understandable as Luke is awesome! But I digress...


-99% of girls in the world would cry if they saw Edward Cullen in flames. If you’re one of the 1% that would be holding out a stick with a marshmallow on it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't like marshmallows. I'd be the one person with a hotdog, or popcorn, or something

-If you actually enjoy reading, copy this into your profile.
 People who say they don't like to read have never tried.
-If you don’t know why people can’t get it through their heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

That's what I love about theater people. They actually understand that. Like in 5th grade when all the girls in my class became unreasonable and disrespectful, all the boys asked me to join their group!

-If you truly believe in God, copy and paste this into your profile. 

Amen!

-A large percent of writers don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.” If you’re one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. 

That bugs me crazy!!! It also bugs me when people mix up "then" and "than". I really don't understand that one, but maybe if you speak with an accent or something you hear them differently. I'm not really sure. And the same with "there" "their" and "they're". Basically I'm just a stickler when it comes to grammar. I really dislike "text talk" as well. I don't understand it at all!

-If you’ve ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

I'm rather ashamed to admit... This happens to me a bunch, though not as often as it used to.

-If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

I won't go into detail, but there are way too many of those.

-If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

I'm a blogger. Of course I love to write! Bring it on! Stories, quotes, music...

-I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every minute of it, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. 

Totally! Life would b boring if I were normal. Wait, what is normal?

-If you have forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. 

Yes. Class discussions. I've pretty much given up. I raise my hand to speak a lot, but for some reason people don't see my hand. In speech class this was a major problem and we all decided that I should wear a flashing light on my head that turns on whenever I wish to speak. I'm still considering that. But still... You can't expect me to remember what I was going to say for 10, 15, 20 minutes, can you? They've usually changed topics completely anyway.

-If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know, I think that people who try to be "cool" aren't cool at all. You're "cool" if you do things that people consider "cool" but you're actually fun to be around if you do what you yourself thinks is cool because your individual thoughts are what make you unique. I didn't word that very well, but I got the point across. I think...

-If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I had to keep this one in because I don't love it, but I don't hate it. You see, when you live in the northwest, it's pretty hard to love the rain. however, I know that without the rain it wouldn't be so pretty and green. So while I certainly don't love it, I can't really hate it either.

-If when ever you hear the word Star Wars, you stop what you are doing, perk up, and eavesdrop, copy and paste this on your profile.


All the time at school. I'll be walking down the hall and I'll hear someone say something about Star Wars or something I enjoy and sometimes I will stop and try to hear what they're saying about it.

-Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

This goes hand in hand with insanity.

-If you’ve ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Absolutely! Well, maybe not strangle per se, but I would definitely give them a nice, long lecture!


-If you haven’t died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I have a confession to make, guys: I've been dead for 248 years.

Heh heh...

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

This doesn't happen to me very often, but I'm pretty sure I have.

-If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile. 


Yep... but I've come up with a solution. If I'm not sure whether I need to push or pull and it's a door with a handle or knob, I'll quickly pull it and if it doesn't go then I push, all in one fluid motion so that it's hard for others to tell that I got it wrong. But if I get it right on the first try, then I have to be careful or else I go flying forward!

-Did you know that both George Washington and Abraham Lincoln were homeschooled? If you support homeschooling, copy and paste this onto your profile. 

I'm not homeschooled, but I definitely support it.

-If you think you have too many of these “copy and paste this into your profile” things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Well, I'd keep going if there were more, but seeing as there aren't, I guess I'll leave you with this quote. I thought it was funny and quite accurate.


One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask directions.

3 comments:

  1. LOL, good answers! I love your statement about the hotdog, too! Lol I think that one is so funny!

    ~Jamie Joyce

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  2. "I have a confession to make, guys: I've been dead for 248 years."

    Haha, oh dear. That was just priceless in and of itself. And the whole list is hilarious.

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